catie-does-things:

Sometimes I forget that Julie Andrews is an actress and not the ruler of a small European principality.

(via this--too--shall--pass)

leerans:

leerans:

I have never been more ashamed by anything but, 

I want 

to go to Dismaland. 

I want to clarify, I legitimately have no idea what kind of Message Banksy is trying to communicate. 

But a skeleton spinning around in a bumper car in the dark to “Staying Alive” is 100% my idea of a good time. 

(via heykyr4)

crrocs:

i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me

(via wicked-little-thing)

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

(Source: literallyrad, via crystallized-teardrops)

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

(via rileykbeek)